Posts Tagged ‘modern’

Let’s fix some crappy movie tropes with the use of modern technology! Yay!

Yes, I had a very good, well written introduction to this post but I accidentally deleted it in my pocket. Then I wrote another well written introduction and accidentally deleted it in my pocket as well. The moral of this story is that I shouldn’t be allowed pockets.

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The State of the Modern Potato

Posted: November 4, 2016 in Fudgecrumpet
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The modern potato struggles in modern society, as it has simple tastes, backwards views and an attitude that does not align with contemporary society’s views.

Every potato is racist, sexist and doesn’t understand why Brexit hasn’t happened yet. Sure, they know that they have immigrant routes, or roots, but why should potatoes from other countries tell them what to do?

Potatoes welcome death by frying, mashing or, just like King Edward the Potato Messiah, forming into a croquette, waffle or smiley face shape.

Eat a potato today. Just don’t expect it to agree with you.
Thanks to Craig Mold for the random blog topic suggestion