Posts Tagged ‘movie’

I went to see the new Kingsman film on Friday night.

Yeah, get me with a social life. Woo.

This was like the 3rd google image result. Isn’t the internet wonderful?

Anyway, here are my thoughts in no particular order (I imagine there are spoilers)…

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I went to the pictures on Friday night to see the new Blade Runner film. Here are my thoughts in no particular order… I imagine there will be spoilers.

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A month or so ago I received an awesome hot dog making robot from the Chinese people (in exchange for Amazon reviews or whatever). 

Here it is, look at it. LOOK AT IT.

It was amazing. Things were good. I had hot dogs whenever Gem would not nag about me having hot dogs. I was happy.

Last night, those halcyon days came to an end.

I watched Sausage Party. (more…)

No, I don’t know what Waitangi Day is. My work diary just tells me that is today, and I have to have something as a title for this post otherwise it gets called <untitled> and I’m not a fan of pointy brackets because they remind me of IT lessons at school.

This picture is unrelated to anything written here. Sorry.

Anyway, hello! I’ve had a week off my blogging once a day thing (even longer if you count the weekends, which I don’t so shut up) so now I have to help you catch up on everything I wanted to write about last week but didn’t.  (more…)

In which our brave hero watches a children’s TV show that tries its hardest to be as upsetting and unpleasant as possible… (more…)

I am watching Suicide Squad and Tweeting. For my sins.

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I can’t be arsed copying and pasting everything, so if you just want to read through this Tweet Thread, that’d be peachy…

So there you go. I watch the shit so you don’t have to.

Pay me money.

Hello there. You looked all confused just now when I said Star Wars so I thought I’d help you understand just what the nerf herding hell is going on with the 40 year movie franchise that you just basically ignored until your kids started asking for the toys.

So I present to you, my guide to the latest installment in the Star Wars Universe, Rogue One. Be aware, while i will do my best to avoid spoilers, I may deliberately ruin the movie for you. (more…)