Posts Tagged ‘movies’

With Avengers: Infinity War coming out in the next couple of days, I thought I would do what any whorish mediocre interweb content creator would do, and EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD JUST WATCH IF YOU WEREN’T JUST SO BLOODY LAZY OR BUSY OR WHATEVER.

So, here is my guide to all the Marvel Cinematic Universe stuff so you are up to speed in time for the new film.

You’re welcome.

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Wooooo it’s Halloween (because calling it Hallowe’en is apparently considered quite curmudgeonly nowadays) and every other interweb creator is churning out some sort of blog post about scary nonsense. Who am I to do anything different? I am not who am that thing. That’s more a rhetorical question, isn’t it? Yes.

Also, I can’t really start reading out your spooky stories until the kids are out of the way on account of several of you lot being dirty perverts.

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Let’s fix some crappy movie tropes with the use of modern technology! Yay!

Yes, I had a very good, well written introduction to this post but I accidentally deleted it in my pocket. Then I wrote another well written introduction and accidentally deleted it in my pocket as well. The moral of this story is that I shouldn’t be allowed pockets.

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