Posts Tagged ‘offer’

Hi there, it’s me.

So, I need to make some money from this here blog. I mean, I could spend all day writing crap, but if I’m not raking in at least a minuscule amount of pennies from this, one of these days Gem is just gonna say “Stop being a bloody idiot and go and sell your Combiner Wars Leader Class Ultra Magnus on eBay so we can buy milk or woman products.”

Now, when that does happen I wanna be ready to say “No. He looks good on my shelf, next to Scrounge riding Grimlock. Shush. I have some monies here from a blog thing I did.”

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This is that thing. It’s kind of a mutually beneficial thing too, as you get something awesome for free. It’s one of those annoying Audible free trials. (more…)

Bloomin ‘eck it was warm last night, wasn’t it?
Being a grumpy winter curmudgeon, I don’t sleep well in the warm. If you wanted me to sleep with my socks on, I’d call you a mad person and throw something at you.
Open a window ye great Jessie, I hear you scream in your Scottish accent. The thing is, we live opposite some sort of green countryside nonsense, trees and grass and that, and that means bugs. Midges, bees and the bane of a father’s existence – child-terrifying monster giant deadly eyeball licking spiders.
So, yeah, I’m not sleeping with the window open.

Is what I would have said last week (although last week was a bad example because it was cold). Now, though, I have the solution, a fancy DIY fly screen from http://DIYflyscreens.co.uk

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So, as you may know, I have a beard all over my face, like some kind of hairy love god, but without the love god bit. It’s getting to summer now, and not only do I not want to be uncomfortably warm, I also don’t want people to think I’m my dad’s brother when we go places together. So, in aid of reducing my facial age considerably, and finding out how many new chins I have grown since last I trimmed, I have gone and got a Shavekit and chopped the bugger off.

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