Posts Tagged ‘parent’

We went to a big concert for a band called Little Mix at whatever they call the Huddersfield McAlpine Stadium nowadays last night. Here are some photos and some perfeshuernal gig reporting that I wrote.

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Events documented on dog walk 01.07.2018 1845BST.

In attendance;

  • Me, Fudgey, 38
  • Middle Child, Meg, 8
  • Youngest Child, Darcey (pushchair), 2
  • Dog, Sheldon, 3

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It is International Women’s Day and seeing as I am some sort of father to the female children that I somehow made, It kinda comes down to me to educate them in all sorts of things, and that they have all sorts of opportunities and equality and the like.

I’m not gonna teach them boring stuff though, obviously. If I’m teaching them anything it’s gonna be space. Because space is awesome.

Fortunately I have help from the internet when it comes to these things, and the lovely people at RS Components (used to spend lunchtimes reading their catalogue at school, I wasn’t a cool teenager) have made a fantastic infographic about Women In Space for International Women’s Day. They also sent a big bit of text that I’m just gonna copy and paste below because that is what professional writers do.

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Wooooo it’s Halloween (because calling it Hallowe’en is apparently considered quite curmudgeonly nowadays) and every other interweb creator is churning out some sort of blog post about scary nonsense. Who am I to do anything different? I am not who am that thing. That’s more a rhetorical question, isn’t it? Yes.

Also, I can’t really start reading out your spooky stories until the kids are out of the way on account of several of you lot being dirty perverts.

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I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.

Hi there again, time for another review, with the help of Darcey doing what she is best at, sleeping and being really boring. (Apparently babies stop being boring at around 6 months)

So, today we’re reviewing a GroBag from The Gro Company, an all in one sleeping bag for wiggly babies who refuse to stay put under a sheet when it’s bedtime.

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What happens when man breeds with boiled sweet…

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Hello. I had sex nine months and a week ago.

Then this happened.

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This is Darcey Alanna and she is a baby. She showed up at 20:21 on Friday night, but fortunately there was nothing on telly. (more…)