Posts Tagged ‘politics’

I’ve not written a blog post in ages. I have no excuse, I’ve been lazy, busy, a terrible video game cowboy, whatever. Mainly though, I’ve not felt the need to share any of my feelings or opinions online.

TRIGGER WARNING – Big stupid, brainfart rant.

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Hello. There’s an awful lot of talk about ‘Black’ Brexit, ‘White’ Brexit, ‘Grey’ Brexit, ‘Red, White and Blue’ Brexit going about on the social medias today but WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

I SHALL TELL YOU, CALM DOWN.

FUDGEY’S GUIDE TO BREXITS…

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Hi there. Let me just… oh, you just finish that first… done?

Right then, how about you-

oh. OK. Hey! Hey! Stop what you’re doing!

FFS, sit there, shut up, put your phone down. Good.

I know you’re busy, doing eight things at once, tweeting, facebooking, organising your Pokemon collection catalogue, pointing out that I’m only listing four things when I said eight. Well, I’m gonna save you some time, stop you being busy, and making that little purple vein on your head stop thumping like that time on Ren and Stimpy that I didn’t really watch because I didn’t really like Ren and Stimpy.

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I’ve got here a new app called Bullet News. It lives on your phone, just like Candy Crush or that app you use to make fart noises when your missus sits down, and it gives you up to date news in a compressed super-futuristic fancy fashion (in a short list with dots on it) from all sorts of different places. (more…)