Posts Tagged ‘random’

For the second in this surprisingly pointless blog series, we’ve gone super classy.

Ready? Really? Well, here goes…

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I have an understairs cupboard that I laughably call my Mancave.

It is basically the only place in the entire house that I’m allowed to keep things that I like.

As such it is a treasure trove of the various bits of crap and nonsense I have gathered over the years.

With this new blog series, I am going to introduce you to some of that treasure in the hope that it looks like I’m actually creating blog content and that I haven’t run out of ideas and should try harder in other aspects of my life. Shush with that.

Anyway, that’s the introduction over and done with, let’s see what today’s Mancave Thing of the Day is…

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So the downside to having to write a blog a day (well, I say ‘have’, I kinda want to) is that I’m not an endless fountain of quality internet content.

Thus, in an attempt to keep myself inspired for at least the next couple of weeks, I have invented this – FUDGEY’S WHEEL OF PISSPOOR BLOG IDEAS!

And no, I don’t think I can get it to embed on here. I’m still learning how to not make WordPress set on fire all the time.

Hey, while you’re here, why not send me some money so I can actually do something interesting rather than half arsed nonsense…? No? Oh, OK. Fine.

Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Hiya, it’s me again.

The Chinese people continue to send me random things to review on Amazon, as seeing as I’m just sat here watching a really boring sleeping baby doing sleeping and nothing interesting, I thought I’d share some more of the nonsense that keeps showing up at a pretty regular rate…


Ready? There’s quite a bit, so bear with me. Or don’t. I’m not massively bothered, you’re getting this for free. Well, unless you buy me a coffee, that would be a nice incentive to be actually entertaining. Look! Look at the monkey dancing from the caffeine rush that he is not able to metabolise correctly! See him fall down the stairs and split open his neck! Laugh! Laugh at the monkey! LAUGH!

Ahem. Sorry.
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Describe to me a helpful manatee flipping pancakes? No? OK…

Act our a famous leprechaun throwing a javelin? Give up? Right…

Draw an obnoxious koala travelling back in time.

Sounds like a bunch of mad challenges, right? Well, these are all things for you to describe, act out or draw in RANDOMISE, a party game that combines Pictionary, Charades and Articulate/Taboo, but takes things to an absurd, abstract, awesome new level of nonsense.

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Special.

Unique.

Different.

Wacky.

All those words you use to describe that ‘crazy’ guy at the office party who drinks Pernod and Blackcurrant and is the first to run to the dancefloor if anything from the mid-late 90s rave scene is played.

Well, meet that guy’s shirt…

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SHIRRRT

I give you gnat.co.uk‘s Dress Shirt (with the Classic Collar), a one-in-a-million shirt made from a completely random mixture of patterns, for the man that likes to look just that little bit different and special. (more…)