Posts Tagged ‘rant’

It’s a New Year and everyone has made some sort of resolution pertaining to a form of self-improvement that is either vaguely achievable with considerable effort, impossible to quantify and therefore attainable based on interpretation or just annoyingly ironic. Well, here are mine…

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I’ve not written a blog post in ages. I have no excuse, I’ve been lazy, busy, a terrible video game cowboy, whatever. Mainly though, I’ve not felt the need to share any of my feelings or opinions online.

TRIGGER WARNING – Big stupid, brainfart rant.

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Penguins.

Posted: Jul 2, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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I don’t like penguins, the birds or the chocolate biscuit

Don’t @ me.

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Hello. My name is Fudgey and I write misleading blog titles. It’s a hair dryer review! Do you see?

I’m sorry. I really am. No, come back.

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Hi.

Here’s some stuff I have been inflicting on my mind this week. Weird stuff. Check it out while I have a sit down.

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Hi

I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.

Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.

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Hello boys, girls and Apache attack helicopters. So you’ve probably been all busy doing New Years things the past couple of days so you’ve probably not noticed my last two blog posts (that is the ONLY way to explain their pisspoor views stats). They’re both very good, you stand a chance of winning a (second hand (but awesome)) blu-ray, and you get a disproportionate amount of reminders about the existence of my Patreon, so that’s great. 

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