Posts Tagged ‘review’

HONK!

PARP!

GNNNRRRRK-PLURRRFFFFF!

Making noises is fun, and usually they just get me told off by Gem and all like “You’re in a doctor’s waiting room, you’re 38 years old, just shut up and do a Take A Break puzzle”, but once in a while some excuse comes along where I can let my inner Michael Winslow loose and I get to have a little noisy fun.

This is Soundiculous, a sound-based family party game (from the makers of Randomise) for 3-10 players aged 8+. It is great fun, and annoys the pants off of Gem to the extent that her pants refuse to come off in a much more literal sense, later in the evening.

Also, how can you not know who Michael Winslow is? You uncultured swine. He’s a flipping legend.

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I went to a Transformers convention at the weekend, because I am cool and sexy.

I had waffles.

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I was supposed to be doing a review of some sort of brain enhancing food supplement today, but the company who sent me a sample emailed yesterday to say that unforeseen circumstances meant that they are discontinuing the tablets and can I please not post a review.

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Füz.

Posted: June 20, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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We went to see the Foo Fighters in concert doing singing and that. It was alright.

Gem says I looked bored but I just don’t like the whole arm waggling thing that concert people do. But I enjoyed it.

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Nits. Head Lice. School age children bring the bastards home to infect everyone. Itchy heads. Scratchy scratchy scratch. Hooray.

I’ve somehow managed to convince the lovely people at Hedrin that I’m an INFLUENTIAL LIFESTYLE AND PARENTING BLOGGER and they have sent me some head lice medicine to try out on my kids, in an attempt to bring an end to the endless battle that comes from having kids with hair.

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Hello. My name is Fudgey and I write misleading blog titles. It’s a hair dryer review! Do you see?

I’m sorry. I really am. No, come back.

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I GOT SENT SOME FLOWERS AND NOBODY HAD TO DIE!!!

This might be too sexy.

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