Posts Tagged ‘school’

Nits. Head Lice. School age children bring the bastards home to infect everyone. Itchy heads. Scratchy scratchy scratch. Hooray.

I’ve somehow managed to convince the lovely people at Hedrin that I’m an INFLUENTIAL LIFESTYLE AND PARENTING BLOGGER and they have sent me some head lice medicine to try out on my kids, in an attempt to bring an end to the endless battle that comes from having kids with hair.

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They’re back at school now so hopefully they’ll stop being fucking locusts on all the food in my house. It’s been like 6 weeks since I’ve been able to find a packet of crisps.

Bloody creatures.

Here is them in front of a door. Probably using up all the wifi and leaving the lights on and that.

That’s your fucking parenting blog. Next week, breast feeding and sore nipples and e-numbers and other things. Not really, that’s all hateful shit.

Use a condom.