Posts Tagged ‘sex’

According to the news, the important bossy people in charge are going to be a big meanie by banning the viewing of ‘non-conventional acts’ videos, even if they are legal to perform between consenting adults. This is obviously very confusing for a lot of people as nobody really knows who enjoys doing what in the privacy of their own home. That is where, like a photocopier repairman or a plumber, I come in.

So now, make yourself comfortable as I provide all the information you need to know about this censorship of kinkery. (more…)

Hello again everyone.

Some more things arrived from the German people, and for some reason a lot of folk like reading about it. So here are last night’s unboxing tweets. I’m pretty sure I kept the content Safe For Work, but, well, you probably shouldn’t be looking at my blog when you’re at work anyway. Get some work done you lazy sod. No wonder the economy’s knackered.

You ready? Of course you’re not…

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Continuing my in-depth investigation into the murky world of unpleasantness that is found in movies that share their name with Disney films, we come across 2011’s Sleeping Beauty, a movie that could be described as ‘artistic’ or ‘erotic’, but comes across more as ‘weird’ and ‘grubby’.

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