Gargling, something I know my missus is incapable of doing for some reason.
How do I write about gargling? Do I say something about mouthwash? Should I use wire camera to film inside my throat as I sing a song from Disney’s Frozen? How about I write about the science of gargling and how it is for or against feminism and equal rights in some way?
Nah, the second one.
So there you go, not only did I nearly die, but I really need to trim my nose hairs.
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