Posts Tagged ‘smells’

Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmonth everyone.

Yeah, it’s a whole month now, didn’t they tell you? Comes after the success of Black Friweek and that. All jolly and that for the whole of December. Which means I get to be grumpy and curmudgeonly for a while longer, but it also means parties. Not just any sort of parties either, no. You have to go in fancy dress. Yeah, I know my normal fashion sense is pretty fancy, but you have to put an extra effort in if you want to go round to someone you don’t really know’s house to eat all their cheese and pineapple on sticks and mini pizzas.

What to dress up as though? This is my dilemma, what possible costume could I wear for a Christmas party that sums up how I feel about the holiday season without making me look like an utter tit?

Tickled Pink

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Hello. My name is Al, and I have a beard. Therefore, asking me to review one of the world’s most notorious pieces of Anti-Beard propaganda is probably not the best idea.

Twits

Fortunately, when asked to review Roald Dahl’s The Twits, recently re-released in both hardback (with a real beard) and paperback (with scratch and sniff stickers) I had Jess and Meg on hand to help. Jess has read the book a few times before (dare I say it’s one of her favourites?) and we’ve been reading four chapters a night at bedtime for the past week.

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