Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!

Hi,

For some reason I decided to put up a ‘reward’ on Twitch, in a blatant and terrible attempt to increase my follower numbers on there.

So, I present to you, my 15 follower (ugh) celebration video, in which I eat the ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bears’.

Hottest as in chilli hotness, not as in Sunni from Disney’s Gummi Bears cartoon hotness.

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For absolutely no reason I’ve been looking at ridiculous rich girl shop website Tiffany & Co.

I thought I would share some of the wonderfully expensive shit that you didn’t know you didn’t need.

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For the thirteenth, and unluckiest post in my growing list of useless possessions, I present the most irritating thing you’ll ever jerk off…

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Hi. This is me from the future. Well, kind of. I’m still writing this in your past, but relative to most of this review I am in the future, with a fairly atrocious headache and infinite regrets. 

Anyway, past me got sent a bunch of beers from beer52.com to review. I don’t like beer and this morning I like it even less. In my 36 years and 11 months on this Earth, I have drank about 2/3 of a bottle of beer (1997, cheap stuff from Morrisons), and I didn’t finish it because it was horrible. 

Yet for some reason when the review site I visit has an assignment for beer52.com’s monthly subscription craft beer club, the voices in my head decided “ooh that might be a good idea, I could do it as some sort of ‘beginner’s guide to beer’ thing”. The voices in my head are always wrong and want me to suffer.

But, they sent me the beers, and I had literally nothing better to do because Gem was watching the Apprentice final, so here you go…

All bold and italic stuff was prepared beforehand. The rest is a direct copy and paste from my review notes. I apologise in advance.

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Hello. There’s an awful lot of talk about ‘Black’ Brexit, ‘White’ Brexit, ‘Grey’ Brexit, ‘Red, White and Blue’ Brexit going about on the social medias today but WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

I SHALL TELL YOU, CALM DOWN.

FUDGEY’S GUIDE TO BREXITS…

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