Posts Tagged ‘twitch’

Hey ladies, how ya doin?

So this is just me whoring myself out for Twitch followers again. Because I’m SO CLOSE to the criteria to claim Affiliate Status and start broadcasting to make a small amount of pocket money, and that would be really quite nice.

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Hello. I went to Mars last night and I was disappointed.

Check out the vid below. Woo. Not quite the silly nonsense of The American Dream, but at least it is pretty.

Follow me on Twitch, Facebook, Twitter &YouTube for more crushing mediocrity.

Or buy me a coffee. I like coffee.

This week I thought I’d try my hand at being a YouTube Gamer Type Person, by doing a daily video chronicling my attempts to be slightly competent at a video game. That said game involves shooting a baby in the arse is nothing to do with this decision.

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With the galaxy in peril, one man stands between the forces of light and darkness… and he has pastry. Pastries to stun.

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Hi,

For some reason I decided to put up a ‘reward’ on Twitch, in a blatant and terrible attempt to increase my follower numbers on there.

So, I present to you, my 15 follower (ugh) celebration video, in which I eat the ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bears’.

Hottest as in chilli hotness, not as in Sunni from Disney’s Gummi Bears cartoon hotness.

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Hi

I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.

Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.

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So, I did my first bit of live VR streaming, like one of those Markpineapples or a PewPie. Was kinda fun, because I got to be Batman and touch virtual nipples.

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