Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Penis.

Posted: June 1, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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P is for Penis.

I was dreading writing this post, on account of me trying my best, apart from the odd eff or jeff, to keep this blog around the PG/12A level. 

Looking back I realised that I had my way out, having done THIS video to save myself similar awkward explaining. 

So, enjoy this video which I made with the help of cashing in too many favours with internet people…

Please do like, subscribe, leave a comment etc. Apparently that helps somehow. Unless it’s a mean comment. Don’t leave a mean comment.

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Morning. It’s Monday and raining, so I’m sat in my van sulking. So what better time to write about the surprisingly big party I organised on Friday?

Yeah, it was alright I suppose.

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No, I don’t know what Waitangi Day is. My work diary just tells me that is today, and I have to have something as a title for this post otherwise it gets called <untitled> and I’m not a fan of pointy brackets because they remind me of IT lessons at school.

This picture is unrelated to anything written here. Sorry.

Anyway, hello! I’ve had a week off my blogging once a day thing (even longer if you count the weekends, which I don’t so shut up) so now I have to help you catch up on everything I wanted to write about last week but didn’t.  (more…)

I’ve mentioned this before and I’ll mention this again, but I’ve organised something of a gathering of people on February 24th in Leeds. It is at the Aire Bar, a lovely riverside bar with terrible disabled access and thanks to the generous people of the interwebs, we already have £300 worth of drinks paid for.

So, yeah, you’re invited and you should definitely come. I will be wearing my USB-chargable flashing shoes and some people might even wear a branded T-Shirt.

Only a short post because I suspect a lot of people are bored of me going on about it, but there you go.

For regular meetoop updates, probably daily and involving some sort of countdown to the event, follow the ‘official’ twitter account HERE. There’s an official Facebook event page too but some stupid idiot set it up as a ‘private’ page so it’s invite only. I mean, if you want to add me on Facebook and ask me to invite you it’s fine, but I do send a lot of Candy Crush requests.

If you want to help contribute to and increase the aforementioned bar fund, have a look HERE, maybe you can’t attend but want to treat your Twitter Crush to a drink in the hope that when they get home they’ll send you a rude photo. You could do that there.

Right, you’re invited, invite someone you like, then it’ll be good. Sorted.

Ta x

Hello!

So, after what can only be described as a hiatus (or ‘a period of doing other things and having a headache’) I’m back writing my blog using words and my fingers.

Apologies to all you coulrophobics out there, but this was the best pic I could find on my phone today.

You can just say you’ve missed me and not mean it. I won’t mind. I can live a lie. In fact, that’s probably easier all round.

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Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Hello again,

So, you probably think, having read all my twitter posts and blog posts and such that I’m pretty weird, and you seem to be OK with that. I mean, you never invite me to parties or whatever, but that’s FINE. The thing is, a lot of people on the internet are bloody idiots and like to do a bit of bullying of people who are a bit different.

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