Posts Tagged ‘video’

Yesterday was Darcey’s second birthday so we went on a lovely family trip to Sundown Adventureland, a theme park for the under 10s.

As I pretend to be a parenting blogger I thought I’d edit together all the photos and videos we made into some sort of fun, exciting video to make you want to visit the place too.

Unfortunately, this is me we’re talking about, and I got a bit carried away.

So, there’s that. Sorry.

Have a look at the Sundown Adventureland websiteif you want a more wholesome preview of their attractions.

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Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I’ve written anything much here and I have no excuses other than laziness and a loss of creative mojo.

This picture is mostly unrelated to the contents of this post, but I can’t be bothered drawing up a different thumbnail. Also, this’ll have the women-of-a-certain-age clicking to see if I’m really wearing a tutu.

So, what have I been up to?

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Happy St David’s Day to all you Welsh people (and people called David, I would imagine)!

Those lovely people over at the British Leek Growers Association sent me a big pile of food to cook one of their healthy recipes, so that is exactly what I did.

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Hello again, I’ve been snoring it seems. Not that I’d know, I just get told when Gem slaps me awake.

“Stop your snoring or go down to the sofa.” She says.

“Not the kind of going down I had in mind…” I say, because I’m a pervert when I’m tired.

So then I’m sleeping on the sofa and I wake up with all sorts of pain. Yay.

In an attempt to cure this problem that apparently is a problem, I got some Snoreeze Snoring Relief Throat Spray sent to review.

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Penis.

Posted: June 1, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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P is for Penis.

I was dreading writing this post, on account of me trying my best, apart from the odd eff or jeff, to keep this blog around the PG/12A level. 

Looking back I realised that I had my way out, having done THIS video to save myself similar awkward explaining. 

So, enjoy this video which I made with the help of cashing in too many favours with internet people…

Please do like, subscribe, leave a comment etc. Apparently that helps somehow. Unless it’s a mean comment. Don’t leave a mean comment.

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In which your favourite curmudgeon learns what dabbing is and also how bloody difficult it is to make a video of a text conversation.

Apologies about the crappy music.

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Fish and Chips

Posted: March 24, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Continuing my A to Z, this is F.

Presenting my comprehensive and edumacational guide to Fish and Chips, featuring the inexplicably popular drunk text to speech milf.

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Ta