Posts Tagged ‘video’

Happy St David’s Day to all you Welsh people (and people called David, I would imagine)!

Those lovely people over at the British Leek Growers Association sent me a big pile of food to cook one of their healthy recipes, so that is exactly what I did.



Hello again, I’ve been snoring it seems. Not that I’d know, I just get told when Gem slaps me awake.

“Stop your snoring or go down to the sofa.” She says.

“Not the kind of going down I had in mind…” I say, because I’m a pervert when I’m tired.

So then I’m sleeping on the sofa and I wake up with all sorts of pain. Yay.

In an attempt to cure this problem that apparently is a problem, I got some Snoreeze Snoring Relief Throat Spray sent to review.



Posted: June 1, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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P is for Penis.

I was dreading writing this post, on account of me trying my best, apart from the odd eff or jeff, to keep this blog around the PG/12A level. 

Looking back I realised that I had my way out, having done THIS video to save myself similar awkward explaining. 

So, enjoy this video which I made with the help of cashing in too many favours with internet people…

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In which your favourite curmudgeon learns what dabbing is and also how bloody difficult it is to make a video of a text conversation.

Apologies about the crappy music.

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Fish and Chips

Posted: March 24, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Continuing my A to Z, this is F.

Presenting my comprehensive and edumacational guide to Fish and Chips, featuring the inexplicably popular drunk text to speech milf.

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Another day another letter in my ongoing A to Z blog series. Today is C and I thought rather than just show you some comics and say why they’re good I’d do a video. However, I ran out of time this weekend, couldn’t find my microphone and various other reasons, so instead here is me showing you some comics with a lovely drunk MILF text to speech lady reading my words as my smug face stares into your soul for about 7 minutes.


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Unless you have a really good pair of bosoms or a fancy moustache, making friends is quite hard to do nowadays.

This raises the problem of having nobody to drink with when you’re sat at home with your box of Beer52’s fancy craft beers. Not only is there nobody to talk to about general whatnot and such, there’s also that terrible stigma that accompanies someone sat at home in a reversible Superman/Batman dressing gown shouting “Dora is Mexico” to themselves.

Well, this is a problem that those lovely people at Beer52 have solved – an ‘interactive’ (not at all interactive) drinking buddy – The Beer Buddy.